Books for adults

 

‘This book is terrible. it makes me look like a right prick.’ _Prince Charming

 

'Go on, open this book! You know you want to...'

_Pandora

 

‘A real wake-up call.’

_Sleeping Beauty

 

Now out with HQ Stories (Harper Collins). A fantastic gift for the feminist (or ought-to-be feminist) in your life!

Get your copy of DIVINE DICKS AND MORTAL PRICKS - Greek Myths for Feminists from any bookshop, or here

Get your copy of THE PRINCESS AN THE PRICK - Fairytales for Feminists from any bookshop, or here

 

This is a book about divine dicks, mortal pricks, and some epically long-suffering women.

The Ancient Greek myths and epics have spent the last few thousand years focusing on all the testosterone and willy-waving that their so-called heroes got up to. Now, at long last, it’s time to shine a light on the goddesses, nymphs and queens who had to endure all that unwanted wooing, the wrath of vengeful gods, and a lot of straight-up misogyny without complaint – or at least none that was considered worth noting. But that's about to change!

Get it here.

 

Revisit childhood classics...

...but not as you remember them!

Familiar fables are turned on their heads as your beloved heroines finally have their say.

 

GET YOUR COPY

HERE! (Amazon)

or 

HERE! (Waterstones)

or 

HERE! (Hive online Bookshop)

 

 

 

‘Awesome Read That Made Me Laugh Out Loud.’ Amazon.ca review

‘Darkly funny’ Amazon.com review

‘To the point in the best way possible!’ Amazon.co.uk review

‘An enjoyable read that will change how you think about fairy tales forever!’ Amazon.com review

‘Revelatory! The book for feminists, their partners and their children.’ Amazon.co.uk review

 

‘A poisonous apple of a book. Don’t eat it!’ Evil Stepmother

‘Terrible waste of money’ Amazon.co.uk

 

Under the pseudonym of Walburga Appleseed, I write microfiction and flash fiction for adults... Visit Walburga Appleseed's website to find out more:

www.walburgaappleseed.com